Beauty counter – “What would you like the fragrance to smell like?”
Me – “Hmmm… like a mixture of… blood…. and semen, yes, yes that’s right, blood and semen”
No. This did not happen. It never could, would or will! But thanks to Lady Gaga’s new scent, rumoured to be called Monster, we could very well soon be subjected to a whole lotta funk in the work place.
Gaga signed the license in September 2010 with fragrance representative, Coty Beauty. “I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that’s where [the rumours] came from and that is in the perfume but it doesn’t smell like that,” she later confirmed. “Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker.”
God only knows what the bottle will look like. I’m guessing some sort of sexual organ, just to fit the theme.